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| + | As with all [[religion]]s, [[Sects and denominations]] there are disagreements: |
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| + | One believer was inspired to offer [[Flying Spaghetti Monster|'''N'''oodly goodness]] to a child as a First [[Eucharist|Communion]]! |
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| + | {{cquote|How fortunate that our son got to eat two Gods in one day, and I think we all know which one was tastier."'' (Pastafarian Brian) |||<ref>[http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/first-communion/ First communion]</ref>}} |
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| + | Eating [[Flying Spaghetti Monster|'''H'''is '''N'''oodliness]] brings out artistic talent. |
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| + | {{cquote|And I cooked spaghetti for visual reference, and rendered His holy form, guided by His Noodly Appendage. And I have consumed the spaghetti, and rejuvenated by this holy communion, I placed the highlights upon his noodles. Blessed be the FSM for creating light and shadow, so that we could see our pasta!|||Miłek<ref>[http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/amazing-painting/ Amazing painting] It's worth clicking on this link to see the painting.</ref>}} |
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| + | By contrast Shelf stacker Simon Williams has stated! |
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| + | {{cquote|[[Flying Spaghetti Monster|His supreme noodliness]] teaches us that pasta is his body, and as such it should be revered – not consumed as part of a balanced diet like these so-call ‘scientists’ keep telling us. I’m sure there are plenty of disgusting [[infidel]]s out there who want to eat pasta, and much as I’d prefer they didn’t, I won’t tell them to stop – but I certainly won’t have it cross my hands. It’s a mortal [[sin]] you know.|||<ref>[http://newsthump.com/2013/12/23/supermarket-customer-refused-pasta-purchase-by-follower-of-flying-spaghetti-monster/ Supermarket customer refused pasta purchase by follower of Flying Spaghetti Monster]</ref>}} |
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| + | Candies have been made in [[Flying Spaghetti Monster|'''H'''is name]] <ref>[http://www.patheos.com/blogs/unreasonablefaith/2011/10/fsm-candy/ This flying spaghetti monster candy looks delicious]</ref> |
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Latest revision as of 15:06, 28 September 2019
Should we eat Him?
As with all religions, Sects and denominations there are disagreements: One believer was inspired to offer Noodly goodness to a child as a First Communion!
—[1]
| “ | How fortunate that our son got to eat two Gods in one day, and I think we all know which one was tastier." (Pastafarian Brian) | ” |
Eating His Noodliness brings out artistic talent.
—Miłek[2]
| “ | And I cooked spaghetti for visual reference, and rendered His holy form, guided by His Noodly Appendage. And I have consumed the spaghetti, and rejuvenated by this holy communion, I placed the highlights upon his noodles. Blessed be the FSM for creating light and shadow, so that we could see our pasta! | ” |
By contrast Shelf stacker Simon Williams has stated!
—[3]
| “ | His supreme noodliness teaches us that pasta is his body, and as such it should be revered – not consumed as part of a balanced diet like these so-call ‘scientists’ keep telling us. I’m sure there are plenty of disgusting infidels out there who want to eat pasta, and much as I’d prefer they didn’t, I won’t tell them to stop – but I certainly won’t have it cross my hands. It’s a mortal sin you know. | ” |
Candies have been made in His name [4]
References
- ↑ First communion
- ↑ Amazing painting It's worth clicking on this link to see the painting.
- ↑ Supermarket customer refused pasta purchase by follower of Flying Spaghetti Monster
- ↑ This flying spaghetti monster candy looks delicious