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'''Uranus''' was a [[Mythology#The Greeks, Romans, Celts and Nordics|Greek god]] and the father of many [[Polytheism|many gods and goddesses]]. Uranus was grandfather to [[Zeus]]. Uranus embraced his mother, [[Gaia]] sexually repeatedly and Gaia gave birth to many children, some were beautiful but others were monstrous. Basically the story of Uranus is typical of the imaginative nonsense that filled [[Bronze Age]], [[Iron Age]] and later [[mythology]] and present day [[Religious]] [[Fundamentalism]] is just as silly.
 
   
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A planet was named after Uranus.
 
<ref>[http://www.pantheon.org/articles/u/uranus.html Uranus]</ref> <ref>[http://www.windows2universe.org/mythology/planets/Uranus/uranus.html Myths about Uranus]</ref>
 
   
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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Revision as of 03:32, 21 September 2014

> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

> He penetrates my butthole

> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek

> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

Shrek is love, Shrek is life